The Great Dodo War

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Overview

The Great Dodo War or the first EE-FH war was a conflict that lasted from the 21st of November 2023 to the 26th of that same month. The two major factions,Emu Empire and Frien Hangout, fought as part of two opposing sides, the Emu Empire, consisting Mason Troy Adams, Ayothepizzahere, PollosRollos, Tovarish Doggo, Mr Man Human and Y1NG, and Frien Hangout, consisting of Funiegg, P3anutBu113r, Masterplow, Byzl and Cactus. Many participating members invested available time, effort and skill into this total war, blurring the distinction between civilian and military resources. The espionage of Y1NG revealed the location of the Frien Hangout base, enabling the strategic and total victory of the Emu Empire. The battle of Shit stain as it would later be known was the deadliest conflict in history of Emu Empire and Frien Hangout, resulting in 1 and 4 casualties respectively. The profound impact of this conflict partially severed relations between the Emu Empire and Frien Hangout.

Progression of the War

21st

Not much is known about the war on the 21st, Other than the fact that it was the first day of the war. It was the date when the Emu Empire had first constructed their base.

22nd

The 22nd was the date that Ayothepizzahere joined Mason Troy Adams at the Emu Empire's base. Ayothepizzahere spent a long time mining, he made three sets of diamond armour for himself, Mason and Mr Man Human. however, two of the sets of armour ended up being destroyed. Most of this day was spend mining materials and crafting weapons to prepare to wage war.

23rd

On the 23rd Masterplow and P3anutbu113r attacked the Emu Empire's first base. Luckily Tovarish Doggo was at base and was able to fend off their initial attack. Ayothepizzahere was busy mining during this battle while Mason Troy Adams joined in after being spam pinged and alerted of the conflict. With the reinforcement brought by the addition of Mason Troy Adams to the Emu Empire fighting force, P3anutbu113r was slain, causing the retreat of Frien Hangout and a total Emu Empire victory. This battle proved the vulnerability of the location of the Emu Empire base, especially following it's leak. Following this battle, the Emu Empire base was looted by it's members and burned, leaving no resources for Frien Hangout to ransack. The remaining day was characterised by the search and establishment of a new location for the Emu Empire base, spearheaded by Mason Troy Adams, Tovarish Doggo and PollosRollos.

On this day Mr Man Human was also exiled from the Emu Empire under suspicions of being a spy. His inactivity led to Mason Troy Adams suspecting he was only there to leak base coordinates, to this day it's still unknown if he actually was a spy.

24th

The 24th saw the establishment and further development of the new Emu Empire base. Throughout the night and early morning of the 23rd to the 24th, PollosRollos developed the new Emu Empire, establishing various facilities, including farms, a villager area and an underground base, which allowed the Emu Empire to recover swiftly following the grief of the Emu Empire's first base, allowing the Emu Empire to maintain their dominance over absolute tyranny. On the morning of the 24th, Tovarish Doggo and Mason Troy Adams began developing the villager infrastructure of the base and grinding out sticks to trade for emeralds in the nearby forest. This machination allowed the Emu Empire to gain the technological advantage in terms of armour, equipment and resources. These factors accumulated in the ultimate show of fighting and industrial prowess, defeating the Ender Dragon. Tovarish Doggo, Mason Troy Adams and PollosRollos gathered at the foot of the End portal, ready to strike fear and helplessness into the hearts of Frien Hangout lead by Ethan and his militia. Although Tovarish Doggo was plagued by computer issues and was not able to participate in a majority of the End fight, the Ender Dragon was successfully defeated and the dragon egg was collected by Tovarish Doggo.

Shortly following this immense show of strength, an argument arose in the ranks of Frien Hangout. Y1NG had lost the the majority of Frien Hangout's netherite stock. Ever the hot-head, Masterplow threatened to exile Y1NG from Frien Hangout even though he wasn't the leader, while he was tending to other matters, Masterplow struck Y1NG with an axe. Luckily Y1NG escaped, eventually leading to Y1NG transferring onto the team of the Emu Empire. While Mason Troy Adams, PollosRollos and Tovarish Doggo worked on exploring the End island in search for the coveted elytra, Ayothepizzahere was working on convincing them that Y1NG genuinely wanted to join the team and wasn't performing espionage for the ranks of Frien Hangout. This culminated in Y1NG being let into the team, bringing the total member of the Emu Empire to 5 and bringing down the Frien Hangout member count to the same number. In his show of solidarity with the Emu Empire, Y1NG leaked the coordinates of the old Frien Hangout base, which would be investigated shortly by Mason Troy Adams after he had exited the End.

Back in the End, Mason Troy Adams, PollosRollos and Tovarish Doggo were still on the search for an elytra. However, during a routine pearl to another island, Mason Troy Adams misaimed his throw, leading him to fall in the void. Shortly after, Tovarish Doggo also misaimed a pearl and had the same fate as Mason Troy Adams. In an instant, the fortunes of Emu Empire had turned as their most equipped players fell into the void and lost all their gear. Members of Frien Hangout started to mock this disaster and bet that this would cause the downfall of the Emu Empire as a team and would bring about a new age of Frien Hangout dominance. PollosRollos, shortly after, returned to base, not wanting to have a similar fate to his two fallen comrades.

25th

On the 25th some preparations for war were made and Mason Troy Adams and Tovarish Doggo were able to create some new gear.

26th

The battle of Shit Stain

Hacking Accusations

Just hours before the battle of Shit Stain, Y1NG was attending a party which had several Frien Hangout members present, while glancing over at Cactus's laptop he was able to see Cactus using fly hacks, this is also how Y1NG was able to get Frien Hangout's base coordinates.

During the battle of Shit Stain, Tovarish Doggo while trying to distract Frien Hangout members, was falsely banned for using "Killaura". The rest of the Emu Empire was banned soon after Tovarish Doggo was, with Frien Hangout using the same excuse of "Killaura". Most of Frien Hangout's "evidence" for this was saying that Tovarish Doggo was using speed hacks, trying to dismiss the fact that he had drunk a speed potion before the fight started, when this was brought up in an argument over if he had hacked or not, Frien Hangout members were denying he ever had a speed potion, even when showed evidence of him having the potion in his inventory before the fight they still kept ignoring it. Tovarish Doggo had also been accused of faking his screenshot before attacking Frien Hangout, it is unknown why or how they think he'd fake it but it kept being brought up by Byzl.

Another accusation comes from the point of view of Mason Troy Adams, in his battle with Byzl, he had witnessed Byzl use a totem of undying, while moving, attacking and with his shield out, It is unknown if Byzl was actually using auto-totem, but knowing Frien Hangout members and him later admitting he had hacks but only on another version, it is very likely he did have auto-totem during that battle.

It is also to be noted that not all the arguments about the hacking accusations were included in this section, as most of the arguments made by Frien Hangout had major discrepancies, or they would just make fools out of themselves.

Trivia and Notes

The Great Dodo war was the only war were a Frien Hangout able was able to successfully kill an Emu Empire soldier, with a cave in The War For 1488 Shekels killing more Emu Empire soldiers than Frien Hangout ever did.

The Battle of Shit Stain was named as such because, when the Emu Empire discovered the base, it was poorly developed, with little to no infrastructure.