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Byzl is a less prominent individual within the Emu Empire and Frien Hangout, his personality can only be described as being dipped in a vat of acid repeatedly. The first time Emu Empire encountered Byzl was in The great Dodo war, in which he famously boasted about having thousands of hours in Minecraft PvP, but when the time came to actually fight, he was easily defeated by Mason Troy Adams even tho it was Mason's first time playing Minecraft on a pc, PvPing and who also had no experience in SMP's. After Byzl was beaten by Mason Troy Adams he fled to Discord where he began claiming that the entire Emu Empire was hacking which only made Frien Hangout look worse.

The second time Emu Empire members would have the misfortune of having to talk to Byzl was after the The War For 1488 Shekels, in which despite Byzl never having actually participated in it he began to talk about how the Emu Empire was hacking as they would have had to search 1256000000 blocks to even have a chance of finding the Frien Hangout base, or in his own words: "Villegas spawn have a 50% chance to spawn every 500 blocks so to find out we divide 1256000000 by 2 then by 500". After he had lost this argument he devolved into spamming.

Name: Byzl
Aliases: Faddy
Home Country: Frien Hangout (formerly)
Professions: Being a nobby, Former barracks bunny of Frien Hangout
Hair Colour: Pink
Ethnicity: Nobbian (Exiled)
Gender: Transgender Female
Species: Dumb Dog
Likes: Being a pest, Making terrible music
Dislikes: Emu Empire, Talk Tuah podcast
Friends: Y1NG

Music Career:

Byzl currently has a music YouTube channel, in which he posts low quality remixes of other peoples songs. Many people who had listened to his songs described it as "Being continuously hit with a sandpaper covered mallet".

Byzl argument strategy

Because of how often Byzl argues, Mason Troy Adams was able to figure out what his argument strategy is.

Byzl argument strategy:
1. Spam in order to make yourself look bad.
- Quickly devolve into name calling, no actual argument just calling them a "c*nt" or something similar.
- Refuse to provide an actual argument.
- Insist the other person is simply stupid and that they have no life.
- Kiss Y1NG for goodluck
- Spam skull emojis in every message
- Extremely rarely, do put up an argument but make sure it's as bad as possible, and then later don't admit to saying you made these arguments.
- Along with insisting the other person is r*tarded, make sure to also insist that they have no friends, that they're a library kid and that they're autistic.