The war for 1489 shekels (Also known as the battle for Funiegg's right toe) was the longest war in the Emu Empire history. It was fought between the Emu Empire and Frien Hangout between the 3rd and 12th of April 2024, Resulting in a Frien Hangout surrender and an Emu Empire victory.
Due to Yark branching off from the Emu Empire they shared a common hatred of Frien Hangout. As stated by Chairman of the Council of People's commissars of Yark, Tovarish Doggo,"If the dogs attack again we'll ally against them or smth. i hate Frien Hangout."-Tovarish Doggo. And this did indeed happen. After a passionate make out between Kaiser of the Emu Empire, Mason Troy Adams and Chairman of the Council of People's Commissars of Yark, Tovarish Doggo, The two would sign a treaty, establishing the Emu Empire & Yark SMO.
The 3rd of April was not an eventful day by any means. It mainly consisted of Mason Troy Adams, Tovarish Doggo, Mikoyann, Bplls and IloveFlyingScotsman finding a good area to build a base. They found a suitable area to build, a flat area in a plains biome next to a lake and a hill, with oak and mangrove trees.
On the 4th, the Emu Empire spent most of the day grinding for resources. They were raided by a zombie horde which they defeated easily.
They built a nether portal and started getting enchants. Mr Man Human had also sent Mason Troy Adams coordinates which were proven to be fake after he went to verify them. The Emu Empire completed their auto-smelter which greatly increased their industrial capabilities greatly helping them become resource rich. Frien Hangout were the first to get templates, but they didn't have enchants which eventually led to them being slaughtered at Operation Attack the D Point. It took Frien Hangout multiple days to get any enchants.
The 5th of April was the first day to see any attacks from one team to the other. It was also the day the Emu Empire defeated the ender dragon and the day the construction of the Emu Empire decoy base began.
The goal of operation attack the D point was raiding Frien Hangout's base and team wiping them. Mikoyann and Tovarish Doggo were in the Nether on an expedition to get blaze rods to further Emu Empire's technological prowess. Mikoyann fell into lava like the nobby he was and disconnected before he died. Upon Tovarish Doggo approaching the location of Mikoyann's logout, he spotted 4 Frien Hangout members moving in a group. After a tense confrontation, with neither side willing to engage the other and Tovarish Doggo calling on Mason Troy Adams for reinforcements, Frien Hangout retreated back to their portal. Tovarish Doggo and Mason Troy Adams followed the Frien Hangout members back to their portal and killed Mr Man Human who was trying to defend it. After following Frien Hangout back into the overworld, Tovarish Doggo managed to kill 2 Frien Hangout members and land a critical assist in the death of the third, with Mason Troy Adams credited for the kill. In the attack, 3 out of the 4 Frien Hangout belligerents were slain, with Masterplow running off and later crying about how Frien Hangout was outnumbered or some cope of the sort.
The Emu Empire began base hunting around the Frien Hangout portal, soon they found their poorly constructed base and destroyed it, killing all 3 of Frien Hangout's villagers, 2 of which were jobless
Operation Attack the D Point had also helped to make the Emu Empire even richer as there was many armour scraps which where all captured and smelted back at the Emu Empire's base.
Mason Troy Adams, Mikoyann, Tovarish Doggo, Bplls and PollosRollos all embarked on a voyage to find a stronghold. When they found it it was underneath an ocean temple and an iceberg. For some reason they dug through the iceberg instead of going around it, delaying them by two hours.
Y1NG claimed to have seen them while they were on their voyage. If this is true, this means that that Y1NG had a good opportunity to raid Emu Empire's base but he squandered it.
After finding a stronghold the Emu Empire members set their spawn points there, Tovarish Doggo then placed the eyes of ender. Upon entering the End they bridged to the main island, Tovarish Doggo and PollosRollos began firing arrows at the ender dragon while Mason Troy Adams charged in, wielding the Nobby Slayer. Mikoyann began taking out the end crystals while Mason Troy Adams and PollosRollos began building a wall around the exit portal. Mikoyann got rid of all the crystals so it was time to focus on killing the dragon now, however, PollosRollos was killed. Bplls delivered the finishing blow to the dragon.
The 6th of April was mainly comprised of the Emu Empire base hunting for Frien Hangout bases, however, something else that happened on the 6th was the purposeful leak of the decoy base's location. The war museum began being constructed by Mason Troy Adams but was left incomplete, and the creeper farm was finished but later broke.
On the 7th of April, after the leak of the fake coordinates. Y1NG and Plauxx were dispatched to raid the fake base, which the Frien Hangout members thought was a real base. Only Tovarish Doggo was at the fake base waiting for them, despite the fact that they all had the same gear Y1NG and Plauxx began to run. Plauxx escaped into a forest but Tovarish trapped Y1NG in a pit where Y1NG began combat logging over and over again.
IloveFlyingScotsman, Mason Troy Adams, Mikoyann and PollosRollos were called in to help entomb Y1NG. They dug the pit Y1NG was trapped in even deeper and filled the bottom with lava before putting a massive lava cast over it. Y1NG continuously cried that he was trapped, claiming that it was unfair.
Mason Troy Adams decided to leave the cast unguarded and to allow someone to come rescue Y1NG. At some point Plauxx returned but due to most Frien Hangout members having the IQ of brick of granite he failed to remove all the lava and Y1NG died.
Tovarish Doggo found the second Frien Hangout base on accident when he found a mysterious giant pillar in the middle of the ocean. It turned out to be their creeper farm and he started to base hunt around it to try find their base, which he did. And after an incredibly long flight Mikoyann, Mason Troy Adams, PollosRollos and IloveFlyingScotsman arrived as well. Y1NG continued trash talking during this time period. Not knowing that the Emu Empire were already at his base.
They set-up camp in a nearby mountain and waited for Frien Hangout to arrive so they could battle them. They gave up waiting for Frien Hangout and just started raiding, only Mason Troy Adams and Mikoyann did the raiding since the rest of the Emu Empire was offline. Then they saw Y1NG walking from spawn, to the base, without armour. Mason Troy Adams killed him immediately and Y1NG alerted the rest of Frien Hangout. P3anutBu113r, Masterplow and Plauxx logged on, but despite the fact that P3anutBu113r and Masterplow had netherite as well, they combat logged the second they saw Mason Troy Adams. Plauxx tried to run away and Mason Troy Adams was chasing him through the ocean, but then Mikoyann swooped down on an elytra, which Mason Troy Adams describes as "like an eagle swooping it's prey"
A giant hole to bedrock was built under P3anutBu113r and Masterplow. Then lava casts were built over where they logged out. However, then managed to escape by digging tunnels to safety. After plan Z the Emu Empire members went back to Pine Gap.