As the baron of Frien Hangout, Funiegg proved to be an incredibly cruel leader, earning Frien Hangout it's notorious reputation. He has been described as a seeker of thrills and pleasure, often showing lack of empathy for his actions. His rule was characterised by use of widespread oppression including harsh punishments and exploitation to maintain power. This is apparent in his mistreatment of Mason Troy Adams and Ayothepizzahere. The cruelty also characterised the way soldiers and administrators handle subordinates and prisoners. He was also known to exploit his cruel and ruthless reputation by doing executions perceived to be the result of extremely trivial matters as a way to subtly get rid of threats, He is also the sole cause of the The Giant Crab Incident and also confessed that he was the driver of Franz Ferdinand and that he purposely turned down the wrong road to allow Y1NG to shoot the Archduke.
In recent times, Funiegg has renounced his dark past and began to reform Frien Hangout and made peace with the Emu Empire. It is also noteworthy that his hedonism and perversions were not entirely his own doing, as there was an evil snail in his ear controlling him. Once the snail was removed Funiegg made Frien Hangout a much less totalitarian place. Despite these changes Frien Hangout is still an authoritarian place however the issue isn't as bad anymore.
“I'II be in my sleeping chambers, Bring me that young fellow, the one with the lovely eyes. Drug him well. I don’t feel like wrestling.”-Funiegg
"Yes, The one with the lovely eyes, the one who looks so much like Anthony."-Funiegg
"My live is JUST like a video game!"-Funiegg
"Put something inside them. That's how I get the bitches to behave."-Funiegg
"Idc if he's my son" -Funiegg
"You merely adopted the Funiegg, but I was born in it" -Funiegg
"Die Funiegg die!!!"-Sir Pentious while hitting Funiegg over the head with a cast-iron pot
Funiegg was conceived when Sir Pentious asked his crush cherry bomb to "do a sex with him" she asked why so, out of embarrassment and not wanting her to know that he had feelings for her, he exclaimed that he was actually going to have sex with everyone present at the club. However, he was immediately grabbed by a crowd, and dragged to the "sex room"
Out of Embarrassment of the reason his son existed, Sir Pentious was cold an distant to Funiegg, even hitting him over the head with a cast-iron pot and locking him in a cage and laughing at him. This traumatic childhood may have contributed to Funiegg's later sadistic nature.
Funiegg was a key figure in the great Dodo war of 2023. He severely wounded Ayothepizzahere at The battle of shitstain.
Funiegg had 91 other children apart from Cooper 74 of which were killed in the giant crab incident.
The names of all these children are listed below:
Tavarius Sparkletoes
Darlene Doodleberry
Steve Thunderpants
Albert Noodlewhisker
Daquavious Blingleberry
Kevin Jellybean Johnson
Juandale Snickerdoodle
Quan-Ling-Ling Dinglenut
Jeffrey Tater Tot Thompson
Jonathan Moonbeam Fruity Pebbles IV
Brownie-Rim Sr.
Jamarius Quangle-Dangle
Sharty Mr. Tardy Mand
Henry Yodasaurus Smith
Henry Bartholomew Noodlenut
John Quackadoodle
Jamarius Spangle-Dangle
Drakealicious
Quavarius Zingleton
Bacardi B
Smarty Ms. Punctual Woman
Donquavious LeDarius Finkleton III
Bumblebee Bockzadale Washington
'Tickle-Tip' Slam
Pridelicious Anderson
Lasagna Jefferson
Blingleberry Cupcakesmith
Jambalaya Jeffrey
Jambalaya Jackson
Quavarius Zingletop
William Smooth
Quan-Yo-Yo Doodlebug
Darlene Dangletangle
Steve Tiddlywinks
Albert Macaroninoodle
Daquavious Snickerdoodle
Kevin Picklepants Smith
Juandale Jigglypuff
Quan-Ling-Ling Danglenut
Jeffrey Jibberjabber Thompson
Jonathan Rainbow Crunch V
Brownie-Rim Grandpa
Carmen Winstead
Frank Winstead
Henry Yodalicious Jackson
Henry Bartholomew Toodlenut
Joe Exotic
Vladimir Poutine
Jamarius Jingle-Jangle
Tyrone Jiggle-thwack
Quavanthrop Zingleton
Bacardi Bebop
Smarty Ms. Punctuality
Donquavious LeDarius Tinkleton IV
Bubblegum Bockzadale Lincoln
'Tickle-Tip' Toots
Pridelicious Anderson-Swirl
Garfunkel Jangle
Jigglypuff Jeffrey
Jamboree Jackson
Will Smith
Steve Tarnation
Albert Noodlewhirl
Daquavious Dazzlepuff
Kevin Whistlewhisk
Juandale Snugglewhirl
Quan-$ing-Ling Dazzlenut
Jeffrey Melodywhirl
Jonathan Starwhispe
Brownie Rim Junior
Jigaboo Jones
Jigaboo Jeffery
Shamequa Anderson
Donquavious LeDarius Rinkleton II
Jamarius Quangle-Dangle
Jonathan Cartwheel Froot Loop III
Jeffery Arnold Lanthom Andrew Lingleson V
Kevin Barnacle Jones
Vladimir Putin
Donquavious LeDarius Serenadelicious
Beezow Bockzadale Serenade
Bingleton Gigglewhisk
Albert Spaghettiwhirl
Darlene Cupcakewhirl
Tavarius Dazzlehoof
Juandale Snugglewhisper
Bingleton Coochiesmith Jr.
Anthony Quindalious Swannnsus