The HarryJason Times was founded in 1975. It became a respected online publication, as a spiritual successor to BuckleyWatch after it's publication ceased, in 2010.
The HarryJason Times: Beyond the Facts.
VEL Trading attempt to put first foot on the rungs of the property ladder by asking real estate agent to "drop first."
HarryJason2, Los Angeles, 27th March 2025.
A member of the controversial minecraft clan "VEL Trading" was seen in the Hollywood hills today, asking a local realtor to "drop first bro" on an $8.3 million mansion. Zadicul, the 13 year old minecrafter, had become fixated on his factionmate's recent discovery of an "infinite money glitch." Real estate mogul Trevor T spoke with the HarryJason Times: "He just kept telling me that he had more trades than me. More trades in what? Cow manure?"
Zadicul has refused to give us a comment at this present moment.
The HarryJason Times: Shifting Perspectives.
HarryJason10 arrested after antisemitic elementary school talk
HarryJason2, New York, 1st April 2025.
HarryJason10 was arrested this morning after a motivational talk, given to elementary school students, turned antisemitic. Shortly after encouraging the students to take up a sport, the "quiet Jason" switched to an alternate powerpoint he had prepared. He rattled through topics such as the Ashkenazi Jew's gentile European heritage and the tendency of Isreali Prime Ministers to change their names before taking office. Dr. E Michael Jones made a guest appearance to inform the 2nd grade class of the Jew's rejection of Christ as a logo. HarryJason10 was arrested during this section of the presentation.
New York Police Department have offered no official statement, however it is believed that they are unlikely to believe HarryJason10's excuse of "April Fools."
The HarryJason Times: Narrative Shift.
Community in shock to find 99th_dutchGold not a sex cult
HarryJason2, Purity Vanilla, 5th April 2025.
Purity's trading and other communities were dumbfounded this weekend, after finding that up-and-coming player 99th_dutchGold was infact not running a sex cult. In spite of the rumors circulating both Thub and PEN, the 99th_dutchGold camaraderie exists as a simple platonic bond. "Its been 6 months since the founding of Raw Gold shop, and y'know, I haven't even been invited to a single orgy. I'm starting to think this is a waste of time." commented frustrated pvper/youtuber Dystopian Dustin, in his interview with us. "I see the way Raw Goldism is treated like a religion, I see how DUTCH leads his men to imitate his nickname and I figure it's a proper freak show." he continued "I think these guys might just be normal traders."
99th_dutchGold refused to speak with our reporters.
The HarryJason Times: Curated Realities.
Minecraft Movie reduces crime rate in college towns
HarryJason2, Tallahassee, 8th April 2025.
College towns nationwide have seen a sharp reduction in anti-social and drug related crimes following the release of A Minecraft Movie. The hit film, starring Jack Black as beloved character Steve, premiered to enthusiastic crowds on Friday. Movie-goers were seen throwing popcorn, toilet paper, plastic spoons and other items in the air during screenings. We spoke to a Florida Sheriff, who praised the film for "rounding up all the scumbags into one room," and referred to the opening weekend as "a grace period for the town."
The young man interviewed after a showing of A Minecraft Movie stood in tears and yelled "Technoblade never dies" at our reporter.
The HarryJason Times: Tilting the Grid.
VEL Trading poised to make a comeback in Q3 2025
HarryJason5, Auckland, 7th July 2025.
After a prolonged hiatus following a mismanaged PR campaign, VEL Trading is once again set to upend Purity Vanilla's market structure later this year. The large-cap trading company is purportedly in the final stages of relocating its major production facilities to the +- quadrant — a bold strategic move that no doubt aims to cushion the blow from Eulo's latest round of tariffs.
Our team managed to snag a comment from one of the company's top performers, Zad4cul, between his baritone sessions:
"The rumored threat of 2 trillion duped shulkers left the market in a scramble, but consistency is king. We've made a lot of big investments that I think both new and old customers will appreciate."
When asked about the former VEL member Poplafoz, Zad4cul declined to comment.